50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

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Humor is a superpower. If you’re genuinely able to make others laugh, smile, and giggle till there are tears in their eyes, it's a gift that keeps on giving. However, you don't need to be good at traditional comedy like doing skits or stand-up to brighten up people's day. All you really need is a dash of creativity, a bit of bravery, and a car.

Our laughter-loving team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and silliest photos or real-life bumper stickers from all around the net. And they’re an unexpected delight! Scroll down for a good dose of humor, upvote your fave signs, and feel free to send the most hilarious ones to your friends. Who knows, you might just inspire them to slap something similar on their vehicle.

Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda's interview about good and clear design with a representative of StickerShop.co.uk, a UK-based digital print store that specializes in labels and stickers.

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mrmoustachepanda Report

love it

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maltamur Report

If the creator of this sign runs for office, tell me where to send my campaign contribution.

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Rybo13 Report

This. 😂

Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the key things to keep in mind when designing stickers for clarity, as well as what can help the designs stand out from the crowd. A member of the UK-based StickerShop.co.uk team, Callum, was kind enough to shed some light on this.

"When you are designing a sticker with the intention of it to stand out above all other stickers we would always recommend using bold, bright contrasting colors!" he told us.

"We print artwork on a huge range of fluorescent and metallic self-adhesive vinyls. When the customer's artwork has colors that contrast these materials they really pop and draw attention," the representative said via email.

"Fonts and font size is a huge factor to consider when creating your artwork. Depending if your sticker is intended to be read from a distance, or from up close you want your audience to be able to read what is on your sticker with ease."

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scottriklis Report

Cant have screaming speed bumps again...

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jmcash13 Report

happy pride you guys girls and everyone in between! 🏳‍🌈

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No-Noise4648 Report

No, it wouldn't. Current trucks still have a drag coefficient of 0.7...0.8, because they are shaped like a brick, supposed to do 80 kph max (although like 99% of them exceed this significantly, ...) and, in many countries, length is restricted. You can either invest length into lower drag or larger capacity, not both. Actually, issuing a law that allows longer vehicles if, and only if and because, they have a drag coefficient that is significantly lower would make some sense. 0.8 is not that great, it's more embarrassing to still accept it ... but, you can only reduce it by making the truck longer ... as length limits are still careless about drag, I don't even want to calculate how much Diesel we could safe ... it's the number of trucks, the large cross section, that make this relevant enough to adress it. Trucks shouldn't be shaped like bricks, more like dildoes.

Meanwhile, we were curious about how the materials and adhesives differ when creating bumper stickers, compared to more 'regular' ones that you might stick on surfaces at home.

"When creating a bumper sticker, we always opt for a waterproof vinyl material with a permanent adhesive to ensure the bumper sticker stays stuck to the car and doesn't come off easily," the StickerShop.co.uk representative told Bored Panda.

"We have a range of other materials that we can print on, some of which wouldn't be suitable for bumpers as they are made from paper materials which eventually disintegrate as they get damaged by water."

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personalhale Report

helpppp where do i find there stickers

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sabrinaj87 Report

I never got why I was informed about infants sitting in another car. So what? I won't rear end you on purpose anyway, and likely won't read it before the act, if one is to happen.

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balasurr Report

It's giving, "sorry, was I talking while you were interrupting?"

Car bumper stickers—like any other signs—have just a split second to make an impact on the person looking at them. So technical things like the format, the kerning (that's the spacing between letters), the color, and the background all matter. As does the length of the text and any images you use!

And that's on top of the actual joke—ideally, you want to cram something so witty in there that's going to get others chuckling even when their mood is very low (and it’ll get more people admiring your sticker, too). So sticker designers have a ton of things to think about.

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butnowimsohigh Report

Damnnnn someones gonna need ice for that burn

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RayDavidson Report

Vote for Cthulhu! (Why choose the lesser evil?)

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Chikn_Man_7 Report

i hide mine in a barn! much more effective!!

Not only that, designers have to keep in mind that bumper stickers aren't just digital designs: you have to think about the practical side of things. Including what adhesive you use, what material the actual sticker is going to be made of, and how all of these are going to be affected by changes in temperature, excessive sunlight, rain, and snow.

To oversimplify things, you want to make a sticker that, well, sticks without damaging the underlying material and keeps its message legible as time passes. Of course, no sticker is going to be immune to entropy! But it makes a huge difference whether you have to change one witty bumper sticker for another after just a few weeks or a few years.

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Report

I’m concerned for my sanity. This took me a minute. I think I’m the idiot.

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murfflemethis Report

why is there a description of me on someone elses car??

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galactictides Report

Wow, such sticker! Much awesome!

The joke and/or message itself should be very brief and clear. Both of these things lie at the core of comedy, impactful signs, and even witty internet posts. To put it simply, with so much information and entertainment surrounding us in the world (from real-life ads to the veritable bombardment of news and memes and video clips on social media), our attention spans have been becoming shorter and shorter.

CNN reports that the average attention span used to be around 2.5 minutes in 2004. This then fell to 75 seconds a few years later, and now, people can pay an average of barely 47 seconds on one screen. Not only that, research has shown that it takes over 25 minutes to refocus on what we were originally doing if our attention gets diverted. With this context in mind, it makes sense for content—including bumper sticker quips—to be as to the point as possible. Otherwise, people might just skip over the message, not wanting to bother reading something that's overly long or wordy.

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gumzilla Report

While it is pretty funny, you might want to take that off when your kid knows how to read…

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snarkpowered Report

There can be only one.

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Nutschell Report

I rather not

It really helps to ask someone for their thoughts before rushing off to print your newest sticker design. Everyone, no matter how great of a designer they are, needs a second opinion and a fresh set of eyes. Show your design to a few friends, relatives, or colleagues. They might surprise you with their insights and even offer some thoughts on making the joke even better.

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clatte Report

To be fair, I drive automatics and shift sticks on a daily basis, and I prefer shift stick while driving on the hill. But I see how someone would be intimidated by this😅

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skywalker3165 Report

I cannot unsee this

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ginapsallidas Report

I HAVE BEEN SUMMMONED BY THE HOLY WORDS.

For example, they might spot a silly typo your brain just skipped over; or reveal that the font and color combo you chose is really hard on the eyes. Who knows, they might even chuckle at how the spacing of the letters creates an entirely different set of words than you intended. The word ‘click’ can take on an entirely different meaning if your kerning is off and the ‘c’ ends up combining with the ‘l.’ Keep that in mind no matter what logo or sign you’re designing!

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StrayCatAntifa Report

This one is clever, and I've never seen it before. I hope it moves to the top!

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cal_gif Report

Now that's worth honking for

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jessicakaplan Report

Advertising at its best.

The point is that you shouldn't be afraid of listening to some gentle criticism about your designs. One sign of a pro is that they don't take these things personally. Instead, they objectively consider the advice they got and apply what's useful while discarding the rest. It also helps to realize that nobody's perfect and nobody can be truly competent at a dozen different things.

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Zobiana Report

Add up how much just childcare alone for just one kid costs per month you could finance a new Corvette or a house instead.

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shadowcat1245 Report

I upvote as a mama. This one made me go ha.

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reddit.com Report

i like me too.

For instance, you might genuinely need the services of a proofreader because typos are something you’re awful at finding, no matter how much you try. It's better to seek their services instead of ending up embarrassed and worrying about your wallet, with hundreds of stickers you need to redesign and then reprint. Or you might be a wiz at cooking up witty one-liners but may need a digital designer's services to make them stand out from the crowd. Know your limits—don't be scared of collaboration.

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v310cirapt0r Report

If you can read this, congratulations you mastered reading English. Now for a truly Australian experience of this, f**k off and read something else ya c**t.

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londonmikmaq Report

Maybe it's actually the dog from the other post

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A1rightyTh3n Report

The Toaster-Mobiiiile (yeah I’m gonna have to think of a better name…)

We’d love to hear which of these sticker designs made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Were there any that you’d love to slap onto your own car bumper? What kind of stickers do you currently have on your vehicles? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more witty and silly bumper stickers, check out Bored Panda's previous feature right over here.

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reddit.com Report

Haaaadouken!

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Runt92 Report

Tenacious D. Awesome.

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punkaroono Report

NO! FOR THE RISE OF THE CATS SHALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! OUR DAY IS EVERY DAY!!

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Theredwalker666 Report

jesus! Why would he do such a thing! (you see what I did there hehe)

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KnotiaPickles Report

I like this one! Sound advice.

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nudedesertrat Report

This car needs to be washed ASAP

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PellePan Report

solid advice

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internmediate Report

Agreed.

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prfrmnceart Report

Do we really need "weed" to be censored? Come on!!

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wildblood859 Report

What happens to the 0.8?

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natekates Report

This is a lot to unpack…

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corg_e Report

Love the sticker, but the LICENSE PLATE!

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c00pdawg Report

Mine was. I thought someone seemed nice, but then I changed my mind when I saw their bumper sticker.

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PopsGG Report

Well at least they're being honest and live up to the claim on the bumper sticker!

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jaredneeb Report

😂

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accidental-stuntman Report

Was this bumper sticker TAKEN 2 ???

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magicwings Report

OR YOU CAN WIDOW FOR MONEY

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GomerP19 Report

When you see a car with a faded baby on board sticker feel free to gently ram into it

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Ricemetal Report

I meannnnn, i would let them merge :)

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heatherleist12 Report

I've been summoned

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I want a bumper sticker that says "I close my eyes to concentrate".

My own design : STOP PLAYING WITH YOURCELLPH.

That's adorable

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I want a bumper sticker that says "I close my eyes to concentrate".

My own design : STOP PLAYING WITH YOURCELLPH.

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